I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in years.
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you